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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:14
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Still no good
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Northern Lights Alert: 8 States May See Aurora Borealis Monday Night - Forbes
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Then came..
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.